Christians & Catholics: Jesus is my lord and savior 

Muslims: Allah is my healer and protector 

Pagans & Wiccans: Various gods and my ancestors will help me 

Idolatry: This ( thing / image / person ) is my god and ( they / it ) will guide me 

Spirituality: I'm not religious. I am spiritual, and there is a deep spiritual meaning behind all things, but there is also the existence of and a connection to something bigger than ourselves and life as we know it!!!

Atheists: There is no such thing as god! This "make believe" man in the sky isn't real. 

Satanists: All Hail Satan! 

Buddhists: "Enlightenment" is the key and the answer! 

Jewish People: It's not god... It's HaShem, Adonai, or G-d! That is the correct way of saying it. I worship "Yahweh" and I am a true dedicated member and follower of Hebrew. 

Magicians:  Believing that "magick" is the way of life and that a person can be blessed by a supreme deity or godlike spirits; only through the practices of magick! White magicians use magick for good purposes and to assist. Black magicians use magick for evil and to destroy

Hinduism:  God is bodyless and formless! He's not an entity or anything. He's just a presence! Brahma is the creator, Vishnu is the sustainer, and Shiva is the destroyer.